-gti mia ksan8ia den mporei na ftia3ei pagakia?
-gti dn 3ereii ti suntagi...
:P:P
-ti kanei mia ksan8ia sto nekrotafio??
-psaxnei skeleto gia ta gualia ts...
:P:P
-ti einai prasino kai sou leei kalimeraa??
-tii?
-to pezodromio..
-prasinoo???dn einai prasinoo..
-gtii sou leei kalimera???
:P:P
anamesa se 2 fatasmata:
-eC pisteueis stous an8rwpous?
ena koritski parakolou8ouse me tn mama tou enan gamo kai rwtaei:
-mama..gti i nufi foraei aspra?
-gti einai i kltri mera ts zois tis..
-kai o gampros gti foraei maura??
-...
-τι σημαινει ΔΕΗ??
-Δεν Εχουμε Ηλεκτρικο
-και τι σημαινει ΟΤΕ?
-Ουτε Τηλεφωνο Εχουμε
-και ΙΚΑ?
-Ιδιαιτερη Κακη Ασφαλιση
:P
-ti vgainei apo tn diastaurwsi xelwnas-gaidaros?
-gaidaros me kranos..
:P
-pws legetai to kouti paraponwn sta tourkika?
-ai sixtir ntoulap..
:P
-pws legetai autos pou vazei to xeri tou stn briza??
-m***kas...
:P
NARKOTIKA STI FUSI:
o lagos arxizee kai etrexee mesaa sto dasoos kai vlepeeii to elafiii araxtooo katww apo ena dentrooo na kapnizei xasisi kai tou leei agria :
-ti kaneiss edww??eisai treloos???eimastee ston ka8arooo aeraaa ki eC roufass mauroo??ela na trexoume na gumnastoumee
-dikio exeis...tou leei to elafi...
afisee ta tsigarilikia kai ta sxetika kai arxizee na trexei mazii tou..ligo pio katww omws blepoun tn alepou na exei plakw8ei stn kokaini..kai tou leei to elafi:
-eimasteee stn ka8arooo aeraaa..kai eC roufaaas kokaa...ela na tre3oume na fumnastoume na anoi3oun ta pneumonia mas
-dikioo exetee re paidiaa...leei i alepou...kai arxizei na trexei mazi tous
ligo pio katw sunantane ton lukoo pou etoimazotan na xtupiseii iroini kai tou leei i alepou:
- den ntrepesai na eimaste mesa stn fusi ki eC na trupiesai??...sikwna tre3oume oloi emeis parea...
kai o lukos pantaei:
-dn g*mieste prwi prwi lew egw ka8ee fora pou o la8os pernei e3arsi emeis 8a trexoume san tous m*lakes mes to dasos??
....